Thursday, February 15, 2007

What Movies Teach Us

1) When they're alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

2) When in love, it is customary to break into song.

3) Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

4) One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing all of them than 20 men have of shooting one man.

5) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but he will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

Source: Anonymous

3 comments:

LORI said...

Hey Fion,
That Mexican Party! Wow! What a great idea for a party. Will have to have you over soon for a roast beast!! Haven't made one for a really long time. Keep up the good work training. My friend Michelle wants me to sign up for the 60km walk for breast cancer this summer. I feel like Rachel. My mind is willing but my body is weak! Nice to see some new posts. I've been negligent. I find myself using my sit down time at night to read everyone elses and by the time I'm finished I don't feel like writing my own. Well I'm off to make a pinwheel craft, bake some cookies, play outside and count empties to return to Costco. Ryan's got the day all planned for me. See ya soon!

Fiona said...

Hey Lor, Seems like forever since I've seen you guys. I would LOVE to come over for roast beef. You know it's my fav! Call me!

Jennie said...

Hey, Lori, I like Roast Beef too!